You Might Be A Deer Hunter

You Might Be A Deer Hunter If:

1) you buy all your , soap, shampoo and deoderant from the local sporting goods story.
2) you use more than 50% of your annual vacation leave during rut.
3) you feel more comfortable in a climber ,than in a lazy boy.
4) you check the wind direction more than once a day.
5) you know the deer on your game camera by name.